Blond Jokes!

Blond jokes!

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.


Q: What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
A: Space. The final frontier..........


Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?
A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.


Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?
A: Cos they've no idea of the route.


Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle?
A: You shine a torchlight in her ear.


Q: Did you hear about the blond Bear?
A: Got stuck in a hunter's trap, chewed off it's 2 paws and 1 leg, and was still stuck.


Q: How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?
A: E-I-E-I-O.


Q: How do you measure their intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear.


It's with great tragedy that I report my blonde next door neighbour tried to kill her toy poodle.
She tried putting batteries in it.


To amuse a Blonde for hours, give her a sheet of paper with 'Please turn over' scribbled on both sides.



Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.


Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A: Frosted Flakes.


Q: What do you call a blonde holding a brief case, up a tree?
A: The Branch Manager.


Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proof-reading.


Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.


Q: Why do blondes love lightning?
A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo.


It's with tremendous sadness that I report a local blond girl has lost 95% of her brains....yes, her husband just died.


Q: What's brown, red, black and blue?
A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes.


NEWSFLASH: Blonde girl fired from Banana plantation for throwing out all the bent ones.


Q: Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?
A: She couldn't find the recipe.